As the helpless vampire watched the transformation, it started screaming. It was still screaming when his rows of razor sharp teeth sank into its throat.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
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