There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things did not belong, and if you tell me that it was the naked jock, you shouldn't be reading this story.
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
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It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
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