If I was into girls, I'd do you,_ I tell him honestly. He leans forward conspiratorially. __sst, I'll let you in on a secret Fred,_ he glances sheepishly from side to side. __ actually have a cock. Don't tell anyone, it would ruin my reputation. But feel free to do me any time you want.

The man was more highly strung than Margaret Thatcher on the rag, God rest her.

I__ practically groped her under the guise of helping her get out a stain, but still, she looked like she found me about as appealing as second-hand underpants.

You__e virtually unknown over in the States. This could be the thing that helps you crack America. I can just see it now, a picture of you reclining in a pair of tighty whiteys advertising for Calvin Klein on the side of a skyscraper.___uck, man. Are you a psychic? How did you know that__ my one true dream?

Never stand in the way of letting God use people__ actions, in order to solve a greater issue in the world.

Envy: Instead of focusing on your own goals, your goal becomes throwing off the rails other people__ goals and at the end of the day you gain nothing but a mischievous satisfaction that you have destroyed someone__ dream