...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.
Well, well, well,_ Santa said once the elf had retreated. __ome and sit on my lap, little boy.__his Santa__ beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn__ fucking around.____ not really a little boy,_ I pointed out.__et on my lap, then, big boy.__ walked up to him. There wasn__ much lap under his belly. And even though he tried to disguise it, as I went up there, I swear he adjustedhis crotch.__o ho ho!_ he chortled.I sat gingerly on his knee, like it was a subway seat with gum on it.__ave you been a good little boy this year?_ he asked.I didn__ feel that I was the right person to determine my own goodness or badness, but in the interest of speeding along this encounter, I said yes.He actually wobbled with joy.__ood! Good! Then what can I bring you this Christmas?__ thought it was obvious.__ message from Lily,_ I said. __hat__ what I want for Christmas. But I want it right now.___o impatient!_ Santa lowered his voice and whispered in my ear. __ut Santa does have a little something for you___e shifted a little inhis seat___ight under his coat. If you want to have your present, you__l have to rub Santa__ belly.___hat?_ I asked.He gestured with his eyes down to his stomach. __o ahead.__ looked closely and saw the faint outline of an envelope beneath his red velvet coat.__ou know you want it,_ he whispered.The only way I could survive this was to think of it as the dare it was.Fuck off, Lily. You can__ intimidate me.I reached right under Santa__ coat. To my horror, I found he wasn__ wearing anything underneath. It was hot, sweaty, Geshy, hairy _ andhis belly was this massive obstacle, blocking me from the envelope. I had to lean over to angle my arm in order to reach it, the whole timehaving Santa laugh, __h ho ho, ho ho oh ho!_ in my ear. I heard the elf scream, __hat the hell!_ and various parents start to shriek. Yes, I was feeling up Santa. And now the corner of the envelope was in my hand. He tried to jiggle it away from me, but I held tight and yanked itout, pulling some of his white belly hair with me. __W ho ho!_ he cried. I jumped o1 his lap. __ecurity__ here!_ the elf proclaimed.The letter was in my hand, damp but intact.__e touched Santa!_ a young child squealed.
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Well, well, well,_ Santa said once the elf had retreated. __ome and sit on my lap, little boy.__his Santa__ beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn__ fucking around.____ not really a little boy,_ I pointed out.__et on my lap, then, big boy.__ walked up to him. There wasn__ much lap under his belly. And even though he tried to disguise it, as I went up there, I swear he adjustedhis crotch.__o ho ho!_ he chortled.I sat gingerly on his knee, like it was a subway seat with gum on it.__ave you been a good little boy this year?_ he asked.I didn__ feel that I was the right person to determine my own goodness or badness, but in the interest of speeding along this encounter, I said yes.He actually wobbled with joy.__ood! Good! Then what can I bring you this Christmas?__ thought it was obvious.__ message from Lily,_ I said. __hat__ what I want for Christmas. But I want it right now.___o impatient!_ Santa lowered his voice and whispered in my ear. __ut Santa does have a little something for you___e shifted a little inhis seat___ight under his coat. If you want to have your present, you__l have to rub Santa__ belly.___hat?_ I asked.He gestured with his eyes down to his stomach. __o ahead.__ looked closely and saw the faint outline of an envelope beneath his red velvet coat.__ou know you want it,_ he whispered.The only way I could survive this was to think of it as the dare it was.Fuck off, Lily. You can__ intimidate me.I reached right under Santa__ coat. To my horror, I found he wasn__ wearing anything underneath. It was hot, sweaty, Geshy, hairy _ andhis belly was this massive obstacle, blocking me from the envelope. I had to lean over to angle my arm in order to reach it, the whole timehaving Santa laugh, __h ho ho, ho ho oh ho!_ in my ear. I heard the elf scream, __hat the hell!_ and various parents start to shriek. Yes, I was feeling up Santa. And now the corner of the envelope was in my hand. He tried to jiggle it away from me, but I held tight and yanked itout, pulling some of his white belly hair with me. __W ho ho!_ he cried. I jumped o1 his lap. __ecurity__ here!_ the elf proclaimed.The letter was in my hand, damp but intact.__e touched Santa!_ a young child squealed.
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