A.A. Milne

They have no imagination. A tail is just a tail to them, just a little something extra in the back.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief__all it what you will__han any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits...

Owl," said Rabbit shortly, "you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest--and when I say thinking I mean thinking--you and I must do it.

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thin

Well, I've got an idea," said Rabbit, "and here it is. We take Tigger for a long explore, somewhere where he's never been, and we lose him there, and next morning we find him again, and--mark my words--he'll be a different Tigger altogether." "Why?" said Pooh. "Because he'll be a Humble Tigger. Because he'll be a Sad Tigger, a Melancholy Tigger, a Small and Sorry Tigger, an Oh-Rabbit-I-am-glad-to-see-you Tigger. That's why." "Will he be glad to see me and Piglet, too?" "Of course." "That's good," said Pooh. "I should hate him to go on being Sad," said Piglet doubtfully. "Tiggers never go on being Sad," explained Rabbit.

He said it twice because he had never said it before, and it sounded funny.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.

King John was not a good man,He had his little ways.And sometimes no one spoke to him,For days and days and days.