Jill Shalvis

God save her from annoying Alphas.

Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn't put on enough deodorant for this.

A conclusion is the place you get to when you__e tired of thinking.

Accept that some days you__e the bug, and some days you__e going to be the windshield.

If it__ going to be two against one, make sure you aren__ the one.

It__ frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...

I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Never do anything that you don__ want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.

He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.

I'd give up being a bitch, but I'm not a quitter.

Change is good but dollars are better.- Tara daniels

Mallory dropped her head to the steering wheel. "Look, I'm mad at you, okay? This isn't about me. I know my painful memories are relative. My life is good. I'm lucky. This isn't about how poor little Mallory has had it so hard. I'm not falling apart or anything."He stroked a hand down her back. "Of course you're not. You're just holding the steering wheel up with your head for a minute, that's all.

Tag opened the door to his knock, and with a look of disappointment, peered behind Wade."You got someone better coming over?" Wade asked him."Pizza," Tag said.

I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.

For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs infull view.