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God really must have had a sense of humor, because if I had to name my biggest turn-on, it was literature. And he had just recommended a book that I didn__ know, that wasn__ taught in school. If I were single, there would be no better pick-up line.
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God really must have had a sense of humor, because if I had to name my biggest turn-on, it was literature. And he had just recommended a book that I didn__ know, that wasn__ taught in school. If I were single, there would be no better pick-up line.

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The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend