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In most marriages, lust and love become tempered by normalcy. If you hear your husband farting in the bathroom seconds before he emerges and asks if you want to fool around, you generally don__ want to fool around. You might, after a few minutes, but you have to forgive your husband for_ well, for being human. For eating a bean burrito. After all, you ate the bean burrito, too.
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In most marriages, lust and love become tempered by normalcy. If you hear your husband farting in the bathroom seconds before he emerges and asks if you want to fool around, you generally don__ want to fool around. You might, after a few minutes, but you have to forgive your husband for_ well, for being human. For eating a bean burrito. After all, you ate the bean burrito, too.
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