There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things did not belong, and if you tell me that it was the naked jock, you shouldn't be reading this story.
I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home.
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I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home.
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