The bathroom__ down the hall if you want to take off your tights. I can throw __m in the dryer for you if you want. Or, you can hang them on the shower curtain rod._ He turned. __t__been a long time since I__e had a woman__ tights draped over my rod._ A quick wink and he was gone before she could do anything more than gape.

He returned in a moment with a phone, a high-end model that probably cost way more than hers. His cell phone wallpaper was an abstract artwork with lots of colorful circles and blots__andinsky, maybe, or Miro? She always got thosetwo confused. She gave him points for not having a picture of some scantily-clad woman thrusting her boobs at the camera, like Steve had on his phone. Tacky. Nude-woman wallpapers were the cell phone equivalent of silver naked-lady mud flaps, in her opinion.

But there__ more. When I was on my way to the event today, Carolyn texted me and told me that Steve and Eve got married over break. Six months after he broke up with me, and after he kept telling me he didn__ see marriage inhis future! And did I tell you that he broke up with me at the school, during the Fitness Fun-a-Thon fundraising eventwe worked at?_ Her face grew reflective. __ was handing out bottled water when he asked me to go behind the hydration station so he could talk to me privately. The whole time, Eve kept staring at us from the finish line of the three-legged race.She knew I was getting dumped before I did.

Claire, if you don__ move, I will have served two tours of duty only to die in this bed.

If there was anything he__ learned in his life, it was to fight fire with fire, and if that didn__ work, piss on the fire to put it out.

How did you know the dog was a boy before you read the tag?__ooking up at him with her cinnamon-colored eyes, she stated very matter-of-factly, __oys have penises._ At that moment, Michael was very aware that he, himself, was a boy.