bacon

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

I would just have to find a hog, slaughter it, butcher it, cure the meat, then fry it up. Thinking about the bacon__he potential of bacon__ives me hope. Not all is lost if bacon isn't. Seriously.

You don't have to say a thing except yes. You don't have to do anything, either, I'm quite willing to plan it all." "You?""Yes me.""You'd plan all of it? Even the wedding?""Why not?""You don't even like to plan your own breakfast."He grinned. "You mean more to me tban bacon.""More than [i]bacon?[/i] I'm honored.""You should be, my foolish pea brain.

Doug Larson, the famous runner and 1924 Olympic Gold Medal winner, said it best 'Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistlineare foremost among them. I__ willing to make concessions, I really am. I drink, and prefer, skim milk. I__l take water packed tuna over oil packed tuna any day. I can stomach low-fat ranch or I-Can__-Believe-It__-Not-Anything. I__l even look the other way on sugar free ice cream (believe me that one hurts), but I__l be darned if I__ gonna let somebody take my delicious delicious pig fat from me. I__ rather die.

Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knowsthat is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I have long held the notion that you can't name a food that I can't improve by adding either bacon or chocolate.

No bacon for you.""Then no eggs for you. Either of you."Eve glowered at him. "Prisoner exchange?"They glared at each other, then swapped pans and started scooping.

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.