chick-lit

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting.

Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.

In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose.

In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice.

Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either.

They say love makes the world go around_ I been dizzy for a long time.

There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

If at 1st you don't succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y' still won't succeed, but you sure as hell won't give a shift.

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life.

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.