courtship-quotes

The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.

Love is the luckiest tenant in the world, living in the hearts of men and women rent free.

Love is the only criminal who, after stealing your heart, convinces you to celebrate her.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.

Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.

They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.

The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.

Love is like lightening; it can strike anyone, anywhere, and at any time.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

Passion stimulates you, love intoxicates you, marriage sobers you, and parenthood tries you.

If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.

If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.

If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.

A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: __es, dear.

Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.