husband

Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.

First she would try to kill him, but failing this give him food and her body, breast-feed him back to a state of childishness and even, perhaps, feel affection for him. Then, the moment he was asleep, cut his throat. The synopsis of the ideal marriage.

Every relationship that has hit a crossroads has asked, __hat is it that you want from me?

I'm a dad and a husband, and so the things that I love to do are all geared around my family.

Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful.

I'm being a dad and a good husband.

My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children.

Now I meditate twice a day for half an hour. In meditation, I can let go of everything. I'm not Hugh Jackman. I'm not a dad. I'm not a husband. I'm just dipping into that powerful source that creates everything. I take a little bath in it.

Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.

My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!'

My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.

To avoid congestion, I get up at 5:10, grab a slice of raisin toast, and leave the house at 6 A.M. My husband, Tim Dunn, who works for an environmental agency, is still asleep when I slip out, and I find that rather annoying.

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all.

I have now been married to my third husband for more than 20 years. But when you've had children with someone you're divorced from, divorce defines everything; it's the lurking fact, a slice of anger in the pie of your brain.

One good thing I'd like to say about divorce is that it sometimes makes it possible for you to be a much better wife to your next husband because you have a place for your anger - it's not directed at the person you're currently with.

I've always written poetry and lyrics. My first husband, who was a musician, we wrote a bunch of songs together.

I know someone young whose husband left her for another woman. He later came back and wanted to rekindle the relationship. It was too late. His ex-wife had found someone else. Good for her.

A sensible woman should be guided by her head when taking a husband, and by her heart when taking a lover.