marriage-quotes

The easiest way to remember your future wife__ birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.

If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.

The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.

The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

Passion stimulates you, love intoxicates you, marriage sobers you, and parenthood tries you.

If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.

The most expensive jewels are not found around our necks, but in our hearts.

If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.

If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.

Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: __es, dear.

Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.

The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.

I have the ___.You have the ___.Fate has the ___.Together we have the ___.How then can we deny we are in LOVE?