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Our brain is so full of nonsense there is no room for common sense.
Le stelle in cieloNon conoscono l'iraBla, bla, bla, fine
When I say the things that don't make sense you answer me anyway. It's like having green in your shirt.
It's always funny that you can try and try again to steal all your critics' ammo, predict their responses, but no matter what, they'll still have a water gun stashed somewhere.
If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I__ thinking 12 tiers.
Every time a stupid politician says something stupid, you don__ have to reply to him, because it is nonsense to shoo every barking dog away!
Said by Colin the dragon:"It's somewhat bizarre to learn that many of you (humans)think that other humans are somehow different enough to be hated and killed, when in reality you're all all tiresomely similiar in outlook, needs and motivation, and differ only by peculiar habits, generally shaped by geographical circumstance.
...I would not engage the wombatIn any form of mortal combat.
When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".
At the heart of science is an essential balance between two seemingly contradictory attitudes--an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new. This is how deep truths are winnowed from deep nonsense.
You silly," said Abdul, "those clouds don' mean nothing. I see'd them plenty a'ready. It was jus' coincidence that they was in the sky before Koos an" Piet was drowned.""Yes," said Kielbiet, "it's nonsense. Have a drink. You'll go fish all right.
How many hours are there in a mile? Is yellow square or round? Probably half the questions we ask-half our great theological and metaphysical problems-are like that.
Sense isn__ democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.
For every nonsense that is written, there is a sense behind the __on_. Not until we go behind the __on_, we shall least see the sense. If we stand in front of the nonsense, the __on_ shall always face us. It may only take a step taking to go behind the 'non' to see the sense the __on_ is obstructing. There are so many people who quit so quickly just because they look at the non in front of the sense and they conclude that sense can never come after __on_.
Weird how I can feel so frail and tiny sometimes, and other times so brave and bold and reckless and free, and . . . Does everybody feel the same? When people get grown-up, do they always feel grown-up and sensible and sorted out and . . . And do I want to feel grown-up? Do I want to stop feeling . . . paradoxical, nonsensical? Do I want to stop being crackers? Do I want to be destrangified? O yes, sometimes I want nothing more - but it only lasts a moment, then O I want to be the strangest and crakerest of everybody.
Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. _I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.
As long as one person reads the bullshit I put on paper, and likes it, i'll keep writing.