puns

She points to where he went and looks to the neutral Baumen. __e__e did that to me on purpose! He__ insane. Literally, insane!__he munchkin just shrugs. __elcome aboard!_ and returns unconcerned to his work.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

Let us revenge this withour pikes, ere we become rakes: for the gods know Ispeak this in hunger for bread, not in thirst for revenge.

I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them.

Jasper set an intercepting course towards that Rhylonian Star Duster. Maybe we can catch them on their blind side.___oesn__ this ship have a cloak?_ Jaq asks.__iss Synergy, I don__ know what they teach now a__ays at the Academy, but ships do not wear clothes.

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