sarcasm

A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~

The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that bond of affection "love.

I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move.

Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

Marriage is always something of a compromise, as I'm sure you're now aware. Any long-term relationship is - and one does have to see it in the long term, Charles. No, I expect your mother and myself will never divorce. It's uneconomic and, at my age, usually unnecessary.

I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world......I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom......and I've decided you're a pillock.]

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.

Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken now! That he who says what others want to hear hasn't said anything of his own.

I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS

The creative process is a love story that never ends. The ideas are like suitors competing for your attention. You may have relationships, with multiple ideas, at once. You may devote yourself completely to one idea, for a awhile, but the affairs will never end. There will always be more ideas to romance and more concepts to develop. And all for that wonderful moment when you get to gaze at the complete creation and hold perfection in your arms, for one blissful moment... before your inner-critic starts tearing it to shreds.

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.

That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world.

All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously.

I certainly don__ like the idea of missionaries. In fact, the whole business fills me with fear and alarm. I don__ believe in God, or at least not in the one we__e invented for ourselves in England to fulfill our peculiarly English needs, and certainly not in the ones they__e invented in America, who supply their servants with toupees, television stations, and, most important, toll-free telephone numbers. I wish that people who did believe in such things would keep them to themselves and not export them to the developing world.

Collectivism is the best solution for a society in harmony. It will be a success when you find a living being, plant or microorganism that it can be applied to.

[about a hat] You can put it on and say, "Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How did I get it? Probably by being worth more to society.

If wrappings of cloth can impart respectability, the most respectable persons are the Egyptian mummies, all wrapped in layers and layers of gauze