satan

Apparently, if you become one of Satan__ Minions, as a reward, he makes you immune to cancer, heart and liver disease.

Satanism is developing two circles, an elitist group which I always intended my church to be, and the faddists who are becoming Satanists because it__ the thing to do.

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

If Satan showed up in your room, you don__ have to be afraid of him; he__ not a factor. He and his agents of darkness are under your feet; you are superior to them!

If a man dethrones God in his heart, Satan must ascend to His position.

Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters. Just consider the many other similarities between the two figures: both of them are red, both of them like to laugh, both of them give presents to children and both of them are kings of an ungodly underworld of unspeakable horror and suffering. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

After a long time and many questions, Satan said, "The spider kills the fly, and eats it; the bird kills the spider and eats it; the wildcat kills the goose; the -- well, they all kill each other. It is murder all along the line. Here are countless multitudes of creatures, and they all kill, kill, kill, they are all murderers. And they are not to blame, Divine One?

Satan was seen buying a cafe au lait of Friday the thirteenth in the year of the dog. He was wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and a monocle on a gold chain the color of the sun. The lights of the casino filled his good eye. Our days are numbered, our weeks are fading away.

If you are paralyzed by your past, if Satan is destroying your gifts and your calling by his incessant replaying of old tapes, you're actually being hit by a double whammy. The original damage in the past is one thing - but now you're letting yourself be hurt and sidetracked again by the memory of what happened... We should not be ignorant of Satan's devices, and these ugly memories are one of the main weapons in his arsenal.

How you respond to the enemy of your soul determines whether his plan for your life or God's plan for your life is realized.

one day Satan himself visits, along with his great-grandmother__ho is, not surprisingly, a total fucking bitch.

when you is precious to God, you is important to Satan. Watch your backside, somethin_ is gettin_ ready to happen

It's possible to save oneself from Satan, Father Francis, but from men__ever!

ONE of the things we can learn from the devil is his perseverance in pursuing us. HE NEVER gives up.

What saddens me most is that some poor woman out there has to be Garth's wife. And his three children -- oh, his poor three children. What a despicable human being this guy is.

Nowhere have I ever heard of Satan taking the form of an avuncular hippie. No doubt he could. It just seems inefficient.

Satan is screaming lies over us all day long. And God whispers the truth is a still, small voice. So often the voice we listen to most is the one we hear loudest.

Satan prowls but he__ a lion on a leash