sports

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I'm glad somebody in sports got stabbed. I like the idea of it; it's good entertainment. If we're lucky, it'll spread through sports. And show business, too! Wouldn't you like to see a guy jump up on stage and stab some famous singer? Especially a real shitty pop singer? Maybe they'll even start stabbing comedians. Fuck it, I'm ready! I never perform without my can of mace. I have a switchblade knife, too. I'll cut your eye out and go right on telling jokes.

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

As athletes, we're used to reacting quickly. Here, it's 'come, stop, come, stop.' There's a lot of downtime. That's the toughest part of the day.

Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Don't let them drag you down by rumors just go with what you believe in.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

AFC Leopards were as thrilling a side as ever took the pitch and they dominated East African football in the eighties. That Kenyan players were an excitable bunch was attested to in one memorable Leopards match, with the opposing goalkeeper being handcuffed and dragged away to jail by police.

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

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Winning isn't everything--but wanting to win is.

In America, applause is won only by physical exertion.

No matter the disappointment, you simply cannot divorce your favorite team.

Rarely has a new player on the game captured so much attention so fast.