wife

One man's folly is another man's wife.

When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff. It's funny now to think about it - that a friend getting a job or something had anything to do with me... I think that my relationship with my wife has played a pivotal role in the chilling out of Aaron.

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

So far as I am concerned, I could not be accused of having set eyes, or having wished to set eyes, upon Darius' wife: on the contrary, I have refused even to listen to those who spoke to me of her beauty.

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's trust back.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

I guess as long as people think of me for different ages, I'll trust their opinion. I remember noticing one year that Michelle Monaghan played 34 and 19, so I've kind of clung to that as my justification that I can be Jake Gyllenhaal's wife and a freshman in college in the same year.

Trust me, I would love to have a wife and kids. I would very much enjoy that. But I also know that you have to be in the right place to do that.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

Marriage is anti-romantic - husband and wife are terms like 'turkey' and 'goose.' Worse, they denote ownership.

I was made to believe there was a plan in place for ending Donald's previous marriage. I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife.