I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie"I'm multi-lingual," Rancher said.I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language.

He__ sort of a homeless horse,_ I said.____ leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won__ be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don__ want that horse in my apartment.___ho would put a horse in an apartment? That__ dumb.___here__ the horse staying now?___y apartment.___ can always count on you to brighten my day,_ Ranger said. And he disconnected.

That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies.

You took your clothes off?""You didn't notice?""No! Jeez Louise, I don't even know you.""If you look under the covers, you'll know me better.""I don't want to know you better!""That's a big fib," Diesel said.

Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking for the keys!""Could you look a little more gently? You're scaring my boys.

Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.