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I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.
Laurie Notaro It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy
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I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.
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It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy

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