They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn__ correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do__nd remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death__on__ put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn__ belong in beer.
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Brian South
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Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.
Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.
The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.
Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.
The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad hawking hard-to-find wares at unbelievable prices, it__ best not to ask too many questions.
When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.
Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.
This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.