They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn__ correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do__nd remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death__on__ put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn__ belong in beer.

Shirts and jeans litter the asphalt, the empty fabric limbs askew as if they're attempting to escape. Blood smears Sarah's lips as she struggles against the chest of a dirty looking man with a beard. Terror. Terror is the only word my mind can seize on and it forgets what it means. I forget how to think - to move.

Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame!

...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.

What__ that supposed to mean, __ passin_ hunger?_ I ATE my fuckin_ girlfriend! An_ we ain__ talkin_ little fuckin_ love bites or a bit of a chew__ went wild kingdom on her ass! It was like a pig pickin_ after fuckin_ Lent-FUCK!

I will come,' the priest answered, 'for I have read in old books of these strange beings which are neither quick nor dead, and which lie ever fresh in their graves, stealing out in the dusk to taste life and blood.