Bryan Fields

Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.

The difference between the quest for the Holy Grail and someone saying __ring me a cup_ is the flavor text and the number of stops involved.

The sad thing about miracles is that they__e unique. They can__ be explained, or shared, or duplicated. And they absolutely cannot be captured and made to perform on demand. If that day ever came, our world would die for lack of wonder.

I will never understand why you Humans weren__ designed to recycle your body__ water after filtering waste. It__ just so much more efficient.

Fireball doesn__ need a search warrant.

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

So, what__ the issue with Unicorns?___magine a cat,_ Rose said. __ot just a cat, but a cat that is such a cat, other cats come to it for cat lessons. Take a thousand cats, refine them down to a single drop of pure essence of cat, and make a whole cat out of the stuff.__ shivered. __www. And that__ a Unicorn?___o,_ she said. __hat__ an Elf. A Unicorn is a thousand times worse. An Elf you can reason with.