Cole Alpaugh

Grandpa said that we could solve a lot of the world__ problems if we considered cats and dogs edible. Like the neighbor__ dog who goes to the bathroom in his flower garden. And know what else?

The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morningsun. Some yelled and threw sticks, but were slow and didn__ bite. Humans were mostly harmless.

Kids never jumped head first from the top ledge. Never. It seemed forever beforeStoney came back to the surface. Most of the white bubbles had already disappeared.

Whenever I__ get howlin_ over something, he__ grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my head would get banged up along the way, but she said itwas probably bein_ dunked under water that made me stupid.

I believe a family just isn__ complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy__ nose right around the time they divorced.

Bearing witness from the sides of the room, ten or more lepers shouted at the bizarre scene, __iable! Diable!_ And then chants of some sort, or prayers, followed by more shouts of __iable!_ They were hurling these words at Moreau like stones.

Noriega wound up like a baseball pitcher on top of the bed and hurled the small gun, but was low and outside for a ball. His tight-fitting house dress was bunched up high on his chubby thighs, exposing olive drab underwear.I see London, I see France, I see a crazy dictator__ underpants!Chase__ thoughts raced.

And in a land accustomed to so much anguish, Chase tried to be careful with words. His soccer moms began assigningnicknames during the first day of official practice: Difom, Kakas, Kochma, and Maldyok, which roughly translated to Deformed, Carcass, Nightmare, and Bad Eye.He made a new rule regarding nicknames.

Limp finally spoke. __o you think you could kill a person and not get all crazy about it?

Taking a couple short backup swigs, Flint__ crippling headache started to release its grip, sort of the way he imagined an octopus would release an inedible bowling ball.

It was a year ago today your daughter went missing._ Bagg had closed his eyes, feeling the death going on inside.

The two smallest boys were cut down first, bodies bounding in different directions as they were shot from opposite sides of the field, like pinballs caught in a tight corner.

Shit, man, if you see a dog scratching at the dirt trying to dig something up, walk away real fast,_ he said, then pulled a little square of paper from his pocket and swallowed whatever was folded inside.