Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!_

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I__ better go drown myself before I freeze to death._

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated._

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps._

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she__ never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts._

She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It__ kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn__ listening._

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home._

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom._