I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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Dean Martin
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy