Greg Curtis

The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!

The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!

I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!

If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?

People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.

There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.

And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!