J.L. Merrow

It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.

It was weird, __ause there we were in Italy listening to people singing in German. The music was nice, though, and there was this guy dressed up like a parrot. If you__ asked me a year ago to guess what opera was like, I__ never have guessed it had guys dressed as parrots. I might__e wanted to go and see some sooner if I__ known. It was a sweet story, __ause he met this girl who was dressed as a parrot too, and they got off together.

'You must've been waiting for someone like me to come along,' I said. I meant, because of the big bed. But Larry looked at me all funny and said, 'Yes, I think I was.'

He didn't look anything like the blokes on that gay porn channel Rory had clicked on by mistake when he'd been trying to find out how to make a daisy chain for Leo.

I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, 'cause I never been this far away from home before. But the I remember you're here, and now I'm not homesick no more.