Jakub Marian

Of village: it is not called so because its inhabitants are of higher age on average; in fact, there is no connection between the words __illage_ and __ge_ whatsoever.

Ho ho ho, tell me why you are not at home' is something Santa Claus could ask you if you stayed in a hotel over Christmas. It is most certainly not the reason why it is called 'hotel', but it will hopefully help you remember that the stress is actually on the second syllable.

It may be a silly way, but if you remember that an owl looks like _(OO)_, it will perhaps help you remember that it is pronounced with something close to '_oo'.

[An example of misattribution:]If you don__ know the source of a quote,you can always make it sound better by attributing it to me._ Mark Twain