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Jess Rothenberg

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The Catastrophic History of You and Me

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There__ always that one guy who gets a hold on you. Not like your best friend__ brother who gets you in a headlock kind of hold. Or the little kid you__e babysitting who attaches himself to your leg kind of hold. I__ talking epic. Life changing. The __an__ eat, can__ sleep, can__ do your homework, can__ stop giggling, can__ remember anything but his smile_ kind of hold. Like, Wesley and Buttercup proportions. Harry and Sally. Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy. The kind of hold in all your favorite _80s songs, like the __ust Have Been Love__, the __ake My Breath Away__, the __ternal Flame____he ones you sing into a hairbrush-microphone at the top of your lungs with your best friends on a Saturday night.

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Jess Rothenberg

The Catastrophic History of You and Me

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News flash: The whole thing is a huge mess and a giant nightmare and it__ all about to explode in your face and you have no idea whatyou__e gotten yourself into. Love is no game. People cut their ears off over this stuff. People jump off the Eiffel Tower and sell all theirpossessions and move to Alaska to live with the grizzly bears, and then they get eaten and nobody hears them when they scream for help.That__ right. Falling in love is pretty much the same thing as being eaten alive by a grizzly bear.Believe me, I should know.

JR
Jess Rothenberg

The Catastrophic History of You and Me