Johnny Depp

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

Now, bring me that horizon.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

With every part you act, there must be a little of yourself in it. If there isn't, it's not acting. It's lying.

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't.

She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty...but at the same time very deep, very smart.

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

One of the greatest pieces of advice I__e ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said __kay, I__ gonna tell you what to do. If the kid__ bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock...

I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.

I think it's an actor's responsibility to change every time. Not only for himself and the people he's working with, but for the audience. If you just go out and deliver the same dish every time... it's meat loaf again... you'd get bored. I'd get bored.

You grow up a bit damaged or broken then you have some success but you don't know how to feel good about the work you're doing or the life you're leading.

Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic.

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in our world. And now I have a daughter to think about. It's really the first time I've thought about the future and what it could be.