Last Man Standing

You don't think any job's a job unless it's your job.

Reading a book is something you do to yourself.

It turns out there is only one possible thing to do in this circumstance, to wait the only way there is to wait through eternity, and that is through creativity.

Amusement, even ironic amusement, is the beginning of sincere appreciation, as any lapsed hipster knows.

At 17, the gratitude part of their brain is a little undercooked.