Natalya Vorobyova

I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

I suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless.

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

I put the bra in brand, and I top it!

That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.

On the stand, I asked the witness, __hat's your occupation?___ake-up artist.___bjection!_ I replied, __ack of foundation.

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.