Nenia Campbell

Some people are born to fandom, others have fandom thrust upon them.

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.

She started life with a number, not a name. Class: S, No. 13295. She has them memorized by rote, though nobody ever calls her that. The Scientists feel foolish addressing her in long, bewildering strings of alphanumerics. They have told her so themselves. To save time, they simply call her __now.

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

Life doesn't come with an eraser. Experiences leave their mark, for better or for worse. Anyone who tells you otherwise has never been hurt.

If one has never known freedom, it is easy to be blind to the gridirons composing one's cell.

What happened out there?___ almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.___ dragon,_ he repeats, scandalized. __re you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

You may have bought my body, you may even have the papers to prove it, but don't fool yourself into thinking for a moment that my heart and mind were included in the purchase.

He acted like a libertine of Europe with a genteel Southern propriety__nd had all the morals of an emotionless psychopath. The two former masked the latter, like leaves covering a snare. You didn't notice the steel jaws until they were impaled in your flesh, and by then it was already far too late to run.

I hope you nail the basta

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me __ purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.

We're so concerned with the idea of what we ought to be that we fail to take into account the things that make us who we really are.

Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.

What is your collective GPA for this year?___ot as high as I'd like it to be.__reud steepled his fingers in front of his mouth. __hat about your parents?___ don't know. They haven't been in school for a while.

The amount of sympathy you get from having an illness is paid out like a Ponzi scheme and psychiatric disorders are all the way at the bottom.

We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.

You must be a blast on long car rides.___h, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.