Robin Alexander

...Stella__ tiny butt stuck in the air as she stretched to reach a weed. She was wearing a pair of jeans and a button-down pink and white checked shirt that was tucked into the elastic waistband of her pants. She reminded Rusty of an elf. __xcuse me, Stella?_ __ou stop right there if you have trouble on your mind. As you can see, I have plenty of birds, and I__l knock you out with one of them,_ Stella said without looking up. Rusty wanted to say that she__ yank up her own plastic flamingo and work Stella over with it in a heartbeat. Instead, she took a calming breath and said, __ made something you might like to have._ __f it__ a grenade launcher, I__ listening, Achmed.

Me and Jason against you and Stacy._ Alana handed Alexis a badminton racket and grinned. __ay,_ Alexis said without even a smidgeon of enthusiasm. __o you want to serve?_ Stacy asked Alexis when Jason and Alana moved to the other side of the net. __erve you what? There__ no staff here to take care of your every whim, princess,_ Alexis said lowly so the others wouldn__ hear. Stacy recoiled at the remark, then her temper flared. __ou know what I was asking,_ she replied coolly. __ou can serve. Here__ the birdie,_ Alexis replied and handed it to her on her middle finger. __huttlecock,_ Stacy corrected. __utthole_cock._ Alexis shrugged when Stacy glared at her. __hat__ what we used to call them._ __h-huh,_ Stacy said as she prepared to serve. The birdie sailed over the net,and volley began. This went on for a few minutes, then Alexis heard a hard thwack behind her, and the birdie stung her on the back of the thigh. She turned and looked at Stacy with fire in her eyes. __y bad,_ Stacy said nonchalantly.Alexis picked up the birdie and hit it toward Jason. He served again. Stacy returned and nailed Alexis in the back of the head. ____ so sorry,_ Stacy said with an acerbic smile. ____ having a hard time getting my shuttlecock up for you._ ...An intense volley began, and Alana said, __h, hey, y__ll are supposed to be hitting it to us._ Jason watched in fascination. __ think they__e trying to kill the birdie._ Alexis finally missed and snatched it off the ground. __e were just warming up._ __eah, I__ good and hot now,_ Stacy added between clenched teeth...__y serve,_ Alexis said as she whirled around, then lowered her voice as she passed Stacy. __ou__e about to find out whywe call them butthole cocks._ Stacy held her racket out like a sword. __ow about I just waffle your ass now?_ Alexis struck a fencing pose, or at least she thought she did. __n guard, biatch._...Alana rushed under the net and stepped between the two staring daggers at each other. __ey, we want to be able to use these rackets again. Maybe we should take a break since y__ll kind of murdered the birdie._ Alana laughed. __t__ missing two plastic feathers...

Dear Me, Talk about getting the wind knocked out of your sails when your best friend tells you you__e turning into a grumpy hermit. She told me that at breakfast today, and I was in denial until I talked to Chase, that little fucker. I made myself happy by soaking his ass five times before lunch. I did some soul searching, and I don__ think I__ depressed, but I do think I__ becoming too comfortable with being by myself. I__ really beginning to enjoy the company of cats more than people, and that__ probably not a good thing. Sprout and Ginger are so cute right now. Ginger__ cleaning Sprout__ head, and he__ smiling. Sometimes he__l_yeah, I really need to get out more. I think life would be simpler if people acted more like cats. Like if someone is prattling on about something I don__ care about and I pop them in the forehead, they__ understand to walk away just like a cat does. A simple hiss conveys so much. I will attempt to gradually release myself back into a social environment. Me

So, Shannon,_ she said as she put on her seat belt. __ell me all about yourself._ I hated to hear that question. Just once, I wished I had the girlballs to say, I work for the federal government in a department that I cannot disclose, but I can tell you that I__ trained to kill using nothing more than a toothpick. So when you say you__l call, you damn well better do it...