Sierra Dean

Nonsense. Everyone knows Canadians are a peaceful people._ He was laughing now.__ell that to the White House circa 1812,_ I told him.__h? Why?___ecause that__ the year the peace-loving Canadians burned it to the ground.__ominick grabbed an empty bottle and jumped onto his chair. The room got silent in an instant as everyone paused to look at him. __heers to 1812._ He lifted his empty bottle.The whole room whooped and raised their full glasses, howling in unison.I could barely hear over the sound of my own laughter.

...Fate forced me to become a two-man woman. But there was no effing way I could be a four-man woman.Even metaphysics couldn't keep that from being whorey.

I wondered if full-blooded vampires had something like blue balls for their fangs if they didn__ get to feed when they were expecting to. Like some kind of pseudo-sexual gingivitis.