Wayne Gladstone

Don__ you realize the Internet is just a way for millions of sad people to be completely alone together?

Well, reading Twitter__ a lot like staring at an ant farm,_ Tobey explained while wiping some cheese from his mouth. __xcept without all the productivity.

But music didn't make my mother nervous. She was more concerned about the agenda of women who thought it was a good idea to wear pastel, shoulder-padded suits while they all marched single file toward a better tomorrow.