Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

The only place men want depth in their women is in their décolletage

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?"Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

Macho does not prove mucho.