Their laughter was like the stridulation of the ghosts of grasshoppers.
Emergency? Knighthawk sent. I__ just bored.I blinked, holding my phone and rereading that text.Bored? I sent. You__e literally spying on the entire world, Knighthawk. You can read anyone__ mail, listen to anyone__ phone calls.First, it__ not the whole world, he wrote. Only large chunks of North and Central America. Second, do you have any idea how mind-numbingly DULL most people are?I started a reply, but a flurry of messages came at me, interrupting what I was going to say.Oh! Knighthawk wrote. Look at this pretty flower!Hey. I want to know if you like me, but I can__ say that, so here__ an awkward flirtation instead.Where are you?I__ here.Where?Here.There?No, here.Oh.Look at my kid.Look at my dog.Look at me.Look at me holding my kid and dog.Hey, everyone. I took a huge koala this morning.Barf. The world is ruled by deific beings who can do stuff like melt buildings into puddles of acid, and all people can think of to do with their phones is take pictures of their pets and try to figure out how to get laid.
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Emergency? Knighthawk sent. I__ just bored.I blinked, holding my phone and rereading that text.Bored? I sent. You__e literally spying on the entire world, Knighthawk. You can read anyone__ mail, listen to anyone__ phone calls.First, it__ not the whole world, he wrote. Only large chunks of North and Central America. Second, do you have any idea how mind-numbingly DULL most people are?I started a reply, but a flurry of messages came at me, interrupting what I was going to say.Oh! Knighthawk wrote. Look at this pretty flower!Hey. I want to know if you like me, but I can__ say that, so here__ an awkward flirtation instead.Where are you?I__ here.Where?Here.There?No, here.Oh.Look at my kid.Look at my dog.Look at me.Look at me holding my kid and dog.Hey, everyone. I took a huge koala this morning.Barf. The world is ruled by deific beings who can do stuff like melt buildings into puddles of acid, and all people can think of to do with their phones is take pictures of their pets and try to figure out how to get laid.
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