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How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don__ know how to use it?__ot me, sir. Other people. They see the sword and don__ attack me,_ said Maladict patiently.Yes, but if they did, lad, you wouldn__ be any good with it,_ said the sergeant.No, sir. I__ probably settle for just ripping their heads off, sir. That__ what I mean by protection, sir. Theirs, not mine. And I__ get hell from the League if I did that, sir.
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How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don__ know how to use it?__ot me, sir. Other people. They see the sword and don__ attack me,_ said Maladict patiently.Yes, but if they did, lad, you wouldn__ be any good with it,_ said the sergeant.No, sir. I__ probably settle for just ripping their heads off, sir. That__ what I mean by protection, sir. Theirs, not mine. And I__ get hell from the League if I did that, sir.
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