Now give me some advice about how to take full advantage of this city. I__ always looking to improve my odds.___ust what I__ expect from a horny actuary._____ serious.__arlos reflected for a moment on the problem at hand. He actually had never needed or tried to take full advantage of the city in order to meet women, but he thought about all of his friends who regularly did. His face lit up as he thought of some helpful advice: __et into the arts.___he arts?___eah.___ut I__ not artistic.___t doesn__ matter. Many women are into the arts. Theater. Painting. Dance. They love that stuff.___ou want me to get into dance? Earthquakes have better rhythm than me_And can you really picture me in those tights?___ake an art history class. Learn photography. Get involved in a play or an independent film production. Get artsy, Sammy. I__ telling you, the senoritas dig that stuff.___eally?___eah. You need to sign up for a bunch of artistic activities. But you can__ let on that it__ all just a pretext to meet women. You have to take a real interest in the subject or they__l quickly sniff out your game.___ don__ know_It__ all so foreign to me_I don__ know the first thing about being artistic.___eeb, this is the time to expand your horizons. And you__e in the perfect city to do it. New York is all about reinventing yourself. Get out of your comfort zones. Become more of a Renaissance man. That__ much more interesting to women.
He stops and turns to me. __o you think people would stare if I threw you over my shoulder? Because I really want to do that. Then I can ogle your ass and just run._ The look in his eye is a little manic. For a second, I think he__ going to do it. Then he spies the heavily armed security officer a few feet away. __xcuse me, sir?_ he says, and the guard looks at him. __ould it be acceptable to carry my girlfriend like a sack of potatoes in order to get out of here quicker and make sweet love to her?_ The guard__ mouth moves, but he resists smiling. __o, sir, that would not be acceptable._ __iggyback?_ __ope._ __ut her on a trolley?_ __o._ __ou__e no fun._ __o my wife keeps telling me.
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He stops and turns to me. __o you think people would stare if I threw you over my shoulder? Because I really want to do that. Then I can ogle your ass and just run._ The look in his eye is a little manic. For a second, I think he__ going to do it. Then he spies the heavily armed security officer a few feet away. __xcuse me, sir?_ he says, and the guard looks at him. __ould it be acceptable to carry my girlfriend like a sack of potatoes in order to get out of here quicker and make sweet love to her?_ The guard__ mouth moves, but he resists smiling. __o, sir, that would not be acceptable._ __iggyback?_ __ope._ __ut her on a trolley?_ __o._ __ou__e no fun._ __o my wife keeps telling me.
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But this kiss? It's ruined me. This is the type of kiss I never knew existed. It's like falling and flying, all in the same moment.
Lord John: 'The court has suffered most sorely for your absence. We hardly know where to find our amusement now.' Lady Nora: 'I am sorry to hear that, I suppose it takes some wit to produce one's own entertainment. Are you often bored?
Nothing like a bit of flattery to grease the wheels.