aphorists

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Finding out that you are not your lover__ only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick _ or the side dick.

When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

Some women have kissed__nd some are kissing__ lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.