aphorisms

It is a sign of arrogance to be mad at someone for not acting as per your advice, especially if it was unsolicited.

Stairs to success are made of people.

We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are__o most people__ot important at all.

If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer.

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light

Old words are reborn with new faces.

It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life__f that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists _ or that He doesn__.

A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.

I'm not a saint! Thanks God!

Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

Selfie-centered person!

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

It's not over till the fat lady eats!