Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them
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Josh Stern
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And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
And That__ Why I__ Single
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At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control
If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse
Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what
An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet
Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy
Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings
Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over
It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light
If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you__e lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway
Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you__e exhaling
If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?
Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack
Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity
Manners without sincerity, is called polite society
Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."_
In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?
Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable