bali

He seemed like he was baiting me to ask, like he wanted me to know his troubles but wanted me to ask first.

If there's anything worse in this world than a bad batch of babi guling, it's hindsight.

By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to.

Yeah," I said because it led to more options than 'no'.

Your choice is your choice and you need to accept what happens, not shift the blame to someone else if it doesn't turn out your way.

I also smoked two cigarettes, which was pretty good considering I could have smoked five if I'd really tried.

I'm not a hero, though. I'm just a man.

Anxiety's already tingling my skin.

A donation to the police officer's back pocket should have you on your way without a problem.

When you're in the safety of the future, the past doesn't seem so relevant.

Do you want me to call the internet police for you?

What's inside is none of your business. Your business is getting it for him and getting it to him.

It'll be the biggest decision of my life. Knowing me, I'll probably make the wrong choice.

Appreciate the negatives. Because the negatives are what you learn from to make more positives.

My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad.

I have two moods when I get drunk. The common mood is the lazy, happy-go-lucky guy. The uncommon mood is the frustrated, self-deprecating guy. That night was the latter.

Natural art is the most amazing form of art there is.

I was far too nervous to be concerned about contributing to the conversations.