bourbon

Leaving the feasibility of testicular transplants alone for the moment, she said, __t was mostly my mistake.

_It was like he waved his magic wang, and I totally forgot how I__ not a gullible teenager anymore.

You. Aren__ you one of those Morgan boys? You must be the bad one.

Lust was edging confusion for the lead. Good sense had fallen far behind.

He poured this to the brim with good bourbon (Miss Elling knew it was good bourbon because she had helped herself to a snifter from the flask during his luncheon absence on her third day in his employ) and spent ten minutes sipping the drink.

A friend comes over with a Ouija board.It spells out: Bourbon. Where__ the band?Just because you__e dead doesn__ mean you can__ have fun.

Father Sams, a mirthful shaman, looked at a nighted photograph of actress Lar Park Lincoln beneath his glass of bourbon con hielo.

Bourbon, Kentucky bourbon especially, is like Dante__ Inferno in a glass, fire walks down your throat, lungs, and heart and everything in between with an unpleasant after-taste. We got along just fine.

The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American public, who would rather watch TV or play video games or electronically inform friends that, like, 'rain sucks!' But there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.