What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.
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She deigned to asked me how ice queens reproduce. I grinned, and her mother looked horrified.__e procreate by way of ice cubes, of course. We put them in our nests and let them incubate for the period of about four months, and when the temperature is right, we put them out to roost and let them flake off into billions of snowflakes, rather like tadpoles breaking in droves from their eggs. And that, child,_ I said, with a simulacrum of glee, __s how winter is born.___oes it hurt?___o more than the approach of Monday does to most of the world. It is a natural process, you understand, but it is dreadful hard work.
Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not.